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Kodėl gera būti moterimi?  7 

Autorius: Eli.lt
2014-12-01 15:18:00

Statistika rodo, kad vyrai daugiau uždirba, greičiau kyla karjeros laiptais, niekas jų neteisia dėl daugybės sekso partnerių, jų nevaržo visuomenės standartai skatinantys iki tam tikro amžiaus sukurti šeimą ir apsikrauti vaikais... O kodėl gera būti moterimi? Pažvelkime į moters pasaulį su šypsena.



Moterys ilgiau gyvena.

Moterys gali lengvai patobulinti savo išvaizdą makiažu.

Už vakarienę moka vyrai. Nebent moteris pageidauja susimokėti pati...

Niekas moterų nekaltina dėl klozeto sėdynės padėties.



Moterys visada turi ką veikti - juk apsipirkinėti galima bet kokiu oru!

Pasakiusios kvailoką nesąmonę moterys visada gali apsimesti lengvabūdiškomis ir linksmomis.

Kelios ašaros padeda greitai sukeisti lėktuvo bilietus, pataiso automobilį ar perinstaliuoja reikiamas kompiuterines programas. Tereikia žinoti kam tas ašaras verta parodyti!

Durys atsidaro, kėdės prisitraukia, paltai pasikabina.



Prakaitas sportuojant atrodo seksualiai.

Vyrai visada kalti ir jie tą galiausiai įsisąmonina.

Moterys visada turi krūvas pasiteisinimų. Ir jie veikia!

Žemo ūgio moteris yra miela mažutė, o žemo ūgio vyras yra tiesiog žemo ūgio vyras.

Moterys gali praleisti vieną ar du apsilankymus kirpykloje - juk ilgi plaukai atrodo šauniai.

Rėkianti moteris tiesiog nori būti išgirsta, o rėkiantis vyras yra brutalus ir piktas, savo emocijų nevaldantis kretinas.



Moterys išvysto šviesos greitį rašydamos SMS.

Moterys gali nešioti tiek kelnes, tiek šortus, tiek sijonus, tiek sukneles!

Plaukai iš nosies ar ausų neauga net ir senstant.

Sušalus moteris gali drąsiai užsivilkti savo vyro ar vaikino švarką ar megztuką.



Maži žmogeliai moteris vadina mamomis ir myli labiau už viską pasaulyje.

Už pačių sėkmingiausių ir daugiausiai pasiekusių, stiprių vyrų stovi nuostabios moterys be kurių jiems būtų žymiai sunkiau - tai mamos ir žmonos.


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